May 28, 2012

Ben Wa Balls and Post Pregnancy Cravings

As of late I have been fascinated with these things called Ben-Wa Balls. The balls work along with your body when you do Kegel exercises. They strengthen the pelvic floor which in turn gives you better bladder control, tightens up the "baby dispenser" aka vagina and when worn while sexing it up, they increasing the POW factor. Not to mention you can ease those babies in before you go to work and feel so good you'll be speaking to people you don't even like (when you wear them while you're out and about, while walking and/or jogging they give you a nice sensual vibrating sensation... ooh la la). I've been thinking about trying these bad boys out, since my sex life is pretty much non-existent and I'm not confident enough yet to walk into the local sex shop and buying a "mr fix it" and I'm sure as hell not about to order something and have my nosey momma open the package and look like a pop-eyed duck when she sees the contents. So for now, Ben Wa Balls are my go to source. (When I get the nerve order or go get them and maybe a little something extra :-) , I'll have to let you guys know how that goes....)


One strange thing about being in sexual starvation mode is that my post-pregnancy cravings have come back, and these cravings are not the food cravings I had. After I had my daughter aside from wanting Pizza Hut every minute of every day; I had cravings for the scent of cleaning products.... strange, I know. Lately I have gotten sheer pleasure from the scent of lemon and orange Ajax dishwashing liquid, Gain washing powder, All washing powder, and last but not least rubbing alcohol.


At first, when these cravings came back I thought I was on "white kid status" and I was resurrecting "huffing". But, after a frantic call to my doctor she said I was perfectly fine and that as long as I am not getting high off of the things I love to smell I'm ok.  I don't know what is up with me lately, could my life really be taking this strange turn because I'm  not getting sexed up on the regular????? I don't know,, all I know is that I need to remedy this little situation.... Before things get even more strange.

3 comments:

  1. yeah i heard preggo women have weird cravings, i always thought it was interesting. i never heard of the Ben wa balls, though it seems i might as a few of my female friends to see who is experimenting with them things.

    sexual starvation is an unnecesary evil.

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  2. I've heard of the Ben Wa balls and my friend and I have been saying that we were going to try them for the longest, but I was engaged to be married and didn't feel the need to go out of get them the next day. Fast forward to being single and I'm in your sexual starvation phase. I might have to go out and get these.

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  3. I'm not gonna lie; I use these A LOT. I found out about some years ago from a movie I was watching (not porn). They do make work a little more bearable, but it took me a while to be comfortable to wear them out of the house 'cause if you're not used to them or you get a pair that's too small, they can slip out and wouldn't THAT be embarrassing?? Walking down the office hall and all of a sudden a ball rolls down your stockings and onto the floor??

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